There's a lot of controversy online, some people say i'm a genius and other say i'm hugely talented.

Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. Howie Mandel will be playing his sidekick, Mopey the Moped.

Ever since I've switched to the clean syringes, I've never felt better in my entire life.

I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character.

My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car.

Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello. Hellooo, I invented the telephone!

I was in Philadelphia - a very angry town, Philadelphia. I've never seen a town like this. It's supposed to be the City of Brotherly Love - like when my brother was 12 and I was nine, and he would lean on my shoulder and dangle spit in my face.