There's a lot of controversy online, some people say i'm a genius and other say i'm hugely talented.

Entertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it's the funniest.

The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone.

I don't really know what's wrong with Jay Leno. I don't have the training to make a professional diagnosis.

I was in Philadelphia - a very angry town, Philadelphia. I've never seen a town like this. It's supposed to be the City of Brotherly Love - like when my brother was 12 and I was nine, and he would lean on my shoulder and dangle spit in my face.

Eddie Izzard is doing his show in French... Will he be able to fake ad-lib as well in other languages? He's been speaking French for a while now, but he's talking about doing his act in German. Haven't the German people suffered enough?

Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello. Hellooo, I invented the telephone!