I don't like any nastiness on tv unless it's coming from me.

Milk should be refrigerated even before opening.

George Lopez does so much mugging, I'm surprised he's not up on charges.

I believe at the end of my career I'll be retired into the recurring character hall of fame.

I watched Anderson Cooper 360 for a year before I realized that the second hour was a repeat of the first. I just thought his reporting seemed familiar.

I was in Philadelphia - a very angry town, Philadelphia. I've never seen a town like this. It's supposed to be the City of Brotherly Love - like when my brother was 12 and I was nine, and he would lean on my shoulder and dangle spit in my face.

Some of my stuff, I realize is just rage.