I was recently voted best standup never to win a major.

Kevin James is going to do a couple of specials. One's called It's Getting Muggy In Here.

There's a lot of controversy online, some people say i'm a genius and other say i'm hugely talented.

I love whenever they downgrade a hurricane to a tropical depression, because I always think of a tropical depression as how I feel three songs into a Jimmy Buffett concert.

I don't know if it's the weather or what's going on - the summer or something like that - but recently I've been feeling extremely bisexual. I don't know what it is. I don't know what's going on, but I walked down the street and, suddenly, the ladies are looking awfully good to me.

I noticed when I was driving around that they changed the name of the Interborough Parkway to the Jackie Robinson Parkway. And the Interborough family is very upset about this.

I do have insecurities. I don't know if you can tell. I'm not brimming with confidence.