Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same person forever or risk a terminal disease. Either way, your life is over.
Andy KindlerYou know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don't realize that plumbers in the South make less money than when they used to install separate drinking fountains.
Andy KindlerThe saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone.
Andy KindlerRepublicans are just rich, old, white people - that's all they are. You ever see the Republican National Convention? All white people - six black people: paid actors. James Earl Jones in his most difficult, challenging role! Tune in and attempt to watch him look pleased during a George Bush speech. And Clarence Thomas - as himself.
Andy Kindler