Dave Rath is recovering. A month ago he had hip pocket replacement surgery.

Some of my stuff, I realize is just rage.

My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car.

I don't really know what's wrong with Jay Leno. I don't have the training to make a professional diagnosis.

I don't know what Tracy Morgan does on stage, but I can assure you it's no act.

Jewish people, we're repulsed by Hitler, but we're obsessed with him. If you ever want to rob a Jewish person's house, all you have to do is call them up and tell them there's a Hitler film festival down at the multiplex - watch them file out.

Some of my inventions didn't take off. I invented a url lengthener.