One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.

If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.

I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything.

If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom.

I'm not that professional.