I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

Familiar things are a comfort to us all.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.

I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.

I just wish insignificance had more stature.

If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.