I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.

It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

A little-recognized value of listening and inquiring relates to the realization that in human relationships, it is frequently not what the I've learned ... that it is best to give advice in only two circumstances: when it is requested and when it is a life-threatening situation.