The English language is more complex than calculus because numbers don't have nuances.

One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.

In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.

Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.