The English language is more complex than calculus because numbers don't have nuances.

Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.