The English language is more complex than calculus because numbers don't have nuances.

We've sent a man to the moon and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week but for some reason nobody's ever done it.

In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.

One of my major shortcomings - I'm vindictive. I don't know why that is. Even in petty things in my life I tend to strike back. It's a lot more pleasurable a sensation than feeling threatened.

There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.