Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.
I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.
I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.