The English language is more complex than calculus because numbers don't have nuances.

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.