I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish.
Andy RooneyIf you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
Andy RooneyI dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
Andy RooneyI've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More
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