I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
Andy RooneyI've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Andy RooneyI just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
Andy Rooney