I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.
I hate to say it, but I had a great time in World War II.