Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.

No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.

We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals.