Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

Before a kid learns how to use a computer that can solve mathematical problems, he or she should know how to do arithmetic without a computer.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.