I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

Person-to-person, most people are honest.

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.