I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

The best thing about a vacation is planning it.

Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.

I am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes things work.

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.