I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is.

Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.

In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.

If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.

Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.