I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
The English language is more complex than calculus because numbers don't have nuances.
I just wish insignificance had more stature.
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.