Did you ever notice that people who are good with a computer don't use it for much of anything except being good with a computer? They know all about information technology, but they don't have much interest in the information. I'm the opposite.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.

I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?

If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.