If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer.
You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.
I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.