Not many people in this world are as lucky as I've been. ... All this time I've been paid to say what is on my mind on television. You don't get any luckier in life than that.

A little-recognized value of listening and inquiring relates to the realization that in human relationships, it is frequently not what the I've learned ... that it is best to give advice in only two circumstances: when it is requested and when it is a life-threatening situation.

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.

I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.