Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.

Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.

the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.

Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.

You're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.