Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.

I did not believe in the war. I thought it was wrong to go into any war. And I got to the war, and saw the Germans, and I changed my mind. I decided we were right going into World War II.

No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.