Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.
Walking is good for the soul.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.