The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.

Numbers are the most certain things we have.

If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.

Did you ever notice that people who are good with a computer don't use it for much of anything except being good with a computer? They know all about information technology, but they don't have much interest in the information. I'm the opposite.