Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I just wish insignificance had more stature.

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.