Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?

If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.

If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.

Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.

Finding the tool is often half the battle.