Most people in the Tea Party are nice, but that hasn't stopped liberals from hating them.

It's really hard to be a black Republican. I see what they go through. It's a good little trick the entire mainstream media has pulled by describing Republicans as "Racist! Racist! Racist!" and then turning around and laughing at us for not having more blacks in our party.

From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?

Democrats haven't been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.

Moderation in the defense of liberty is no virtue.

Liberals love to strike generous, humanitarian poses with other people's lives.

Before the New York Times starts running "Portraits in Grief" of former Enron employees, it's worth remembering that even after the collapse, Enron stock is still worth more than the entire Social Security "trust fund."