Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?

It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted.

There's never a recession if you work for the government.

Vietnam is the Liberals' favorite was because America lost

Science is something that you have facts. They can be tested. They can be checked. Heterosexual AIDS, another one.

Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married.

Obama said, 'Now let me be clear, issues of women's equality are by no means simply an issue for Islam.' No, he said, 'the struggle for women's equality continues in many aspects of American life.' So on one hand, 12-year-old girls are stoned to death for the crime of being raped in Muslim countries. But on the other hand, we still don't have enough female firefighters here in America.