Most of us would be willing to pay as we go if we could just finish paying for where we've been.

It's one of the ironies of human nature that the most sensitive people are generally insensitive to the feelings of others.

Class is considerate of others. It knows that good manners is nothing more than a series of petty sacrifices.

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.