If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

I was naive, but I certainly was not duplicitous.

In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween candy. It is no longer safe to let your child eat treats that come from strangers.

Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

All marriages are happy, it's living together afterward that's tough.