Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have.

Pity the poor millionaire. He'll never know the thrill of paying that final installment.

No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

TV has had a stronger impact on our society than any single invention since the automobile. It has put the dead hand on conversation.

All marriages are happy, it's living together afterward that's tough.

trouble is not a sign of inadequacy, stupidity or inferiority, but rather an inescapable part of life - proof that you are a card-carrying member of the human race.