Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have.

Problems are inevitable. Misery is a choice.

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

Don't give up. Keep going. there is always a chance that you stumble onto something terrific. I have never heard of anyone stumbling over anything while he was sitting down

Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.