I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

Don't give up. Keep going. there is always a chance that you stumble onto something terrific. I have never heard of anyone stumbling over anything while he was sitting down

trouble is not a sign of inadequacy, stupidity or inferiority, but rather an inescapable part of life - proof that you are a card-carrying member of the human race.

TV has had a stronger impact on our society than any single invention since the automobile. It has put the dead hand on conversation.

Women who are devoted to causes, such as overpopulation and the underprivileged [sic], are much less interested in fashion than, let's say, those who lunch at La Grenouille and Le Cirque.

Church is not a museum for Saints, but rather a hospital for sinners.