In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween candy. It is no longer safe to let your child eat treats that come from strangers.

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.

Don't give up. Keep going. there is always a chance that you stumble onto something terrific. I have never heard of anyone stumbling over anything while he was sitting down

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.

Don't indulge in gossip. ... People who throw mudballs always manage to end up getting a little on themselves.

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

Imagine you had a bank that each morning credited your account with $1,440 - with one condition: whatever part of the $1,440 you failed to use during the day would be erased from your account, and no balance would be carried over. What would you do? You'd draw out every cent every day and use it to your best advantage. Well, you do have such a bank, and its name is time. Every morning, this bank credits you with 1,440 minutes. And it writes off as forever lost whatever portion you have failed to invest to good purpose.