Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.

Class is considerate of others. It knows that good manners is nothing more than a series of petty sacrifices.

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.

Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have.

Love is content with the present, it hopes for the future and it doesn't brood over the past.

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.