Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.

Problems are inevitable. Misery is a choice.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

If criticism is needed, do it tactfully. Don't use a sledgehammer when a fly swatter will do the job.

Pity the poor millionaire. He'll never know the thrill of paying that final installment.

Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised.

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.