Some things get better with age, but after a certain point, the mind isn't among them.
Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life.
More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised.