People, like water, seek their own level.

It is a mark of a superior mind to be able to disagree without being disagreeable.

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.

Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not strive to look better by making others look worse.

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

Experience, they say, is the best teacher, but we get the grade first and the lesson later.