Keep skid chains on your tongue. Say less than you think. Cultivate a pleasant voice. How you say it is often more important than what you say.

It's one of the ironies of human nature that the most sensitive people are generally insensitive to the feelings of others.

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.

Some things get better with age, but after a certain point, the mind isn't among them.

A cigarette is a roll of paper, tobacco, and drugs, with a small fire on one end and a large fool at the other. Some of its chief benefits are cancer of the lips and stomach, softening of the brain, funeral procesions, and families shrouded in gloom and grief. Although a great many people know this, they still smoke in order to appear sophisticated.

No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.

guilt is a pollutant and we don't need any more of it in the world.