The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.

Love is content with the present, it hopes for the future and it doesn't brood over the past.

A cigarette is a roll of paper, tobacco, and drugs, with a small fire on one end and a large fool at the other. Some of its chief benefits are cancer of the lips and stomach, softening of the brain, funeral procesions, and families shrouded in gloom and grief. Although a great many people know this, they still smoke in order to appear sophisticated.

Being interested is more important than being interesting.

Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high, look it quarely in the eye and say, 'I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.

Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life.