Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.
No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.
You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.
More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.
I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.
Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head.