Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not strive to look better by making others look worse.

A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.

A successful marriage is not a gift; it is an achievement.

Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes, hold your head high, look it squarely in the eye and say “I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.” Then repeat to yourself the most comforting of all words , “This too shall pass.”

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

Problems are inevitable. Misery is a choice.

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.