Problems are inevitable. Misery is a choice.

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.

Women who are devoted to causes, such as overpopulation and the underprivileged [sic], are much less interested in fashion than, let's say, those who lunch at La Grenouille and Le Cirque.

People, like water, seek their own level.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.