All marriages are happy, it's living together afterward that's tough.
Some people take pleasure in regaling one and all with details of their poor health. They are happy to give an organ recital to anyone who will listen.
The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.
It is a mark of a superior mind to be able to disagree without being disagreeable.
A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.