guilt is a pollutant and we don't need any more of it in the world.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

A cigarette is a roll of paper, tobacco, and drugs, with a small fire on one end and a large fool at the other. Some of its chief benefits are cancer of the lips and stomach, softening of the brain, funeral procesions, and families shrouded in gloom and grief. Although a great many people know this, they still smoke in order to appear sophisticated.

No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know.

TV has had a stronger impact on our society than any single invention since the automobile. It has put the dead hand on conversation.

Being interested is more important than being interesting.

I was naive, but I certainly was not duplicitous.