One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

guilt is a pollutant and we don't need any more of it in the world.

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have.

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

Wake up and smell the coffee.