One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.

Class is an aura of confidence that is being sure without being cocky. Class has nothing to do with money. Class never runs scared. It is self-discipline and self-knowledge. It's the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life.

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

All marriages are happy, it's living together afterward that's tough.

No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know.