One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not strive to look better by making others look worse.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

It's one of the ironies of human nature that the most sensitive people are generally insensitive to the feelings of others.

People, like water, seek their own level.