Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

All marriages are happy, it's living together afterward that's tough.

Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind up making other peoples mistakes.

Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not strive to look better by making others look worse.

Pity the poor millionaire. He'll never know the thrill of paying that final installment.

Many peo­ple know the price of every­thing and the value of noth­ing