Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

Class is considerate of others. It knows that good manners is nothing more than a series of petty sacrifices.

A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.

No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know.

A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.

Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have.