Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

Love is friendship that has caught fire. ... Love is content with the present, it hopes for the future, and it doesn't brood over the past. It's the day-in and day-out chronicle of irritations, problems, compromises, small disappointments, big victories and working toward common goals. If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.