That's the worst way you can hear about comedy material: from a third person's blog story that they wrote when they were upset.

I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place.

I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.

Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.

Ellen Barkin, your upcoming TV show ‘The New Normal’ premiers on September 11th. September 11th, that sounds about right. Every clip I’ve seen feels like I’m watching a third tower collapse.

You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands.

I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.