I was a terrible employee. I've been fired from almost every job I've ever had, luckily, in a good way, or else I'd be stuck. I would always joke around with everybody, and no one enjoyed my humor.
Anthony JeselnikMy girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
Anthony JeselnikI love Pittsburgh. Most of my family still lives there and I try to get back a couple of times a year.
Anthony JeselnikI don't get back as much as I'd like to, so I don't have a lot of close ties [Pittsburgh], but I'll bleed black and gold until I die.
Anthony Jeselnik