I was a weird kid because I liked to be alone, but I craved attention. It was important for me to be cool, but I couldn't keep my mouth shut. So I was either talking for the sake of talking, or I was curled up with a book somewhere hiding from everyone.

I think some people just don't know that much about comedy. It would be like a person who didn't know anything about football thinking all offensive linemen are the same.

I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.

I want to marry the kind of girl that walks out of an abortion clinic with a lollipop.

I'm inspired by making people laugh at subjects that should make them cry.

I actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played the part of "Accounting Clerk" on Deadwood. Actually, I was the accounting clerk for production of "Deadwood."

What do I care if someone doesn't like me. If I like someone other people hate, it makes me feel special. I think my fans feel that way.