Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.

I don't have much racial stuff in my act. And no one's ever really threatened me to my face. Threats on the internet don't bother me so much.

My favorite part of going to a wedding is ruining the wedding.

I always loved comedy, but it never seemed like something that I could do professionally.

When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.

You can't expect everyone to laugh or applaud you for doing edgy things. Sometimes you'll miss. But I think comedians are artists and there's a value in failure. It kind of works both ways between comedians and audiences. The audience has to understand that comedians are going to sometimes tell a joke that doesn't work out with dark subjects, and the comedian has to understand that sometimes they 'll fail and it's not the audience's fault for not getting it or loving it.

What do I care if someone doesn't like me. If I like someone other people hate, it makes me feel special. I think my fans feel that way.