Everyone has the same kind of fears; everyone has the same big problems in the world, which is, like, fear of death and I hope horrible things dont happen to my family, but they do. And I think people laugh at them as this great release.
Anthony JeselnikJeff Ross has been roasting people since Whitney Cummings was nothing but a glint in the eye of the man who raped her mother.
Anthony JeselnikWayne Brady, I donโt understand why people keep joking that youโre not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only remember you for all the years you played an uppity slave on โWhoโs Line is it Anyway?โ.
Anthony Jeselnik