Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of Anarchy,’ the show that took comedy to a whole new level and ‘8 Simple Rules,’ the show that killed John Ritter.

I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.

I'll be very busy, which is all I need.

I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh.

Of all the ways people save time, I think racism is the worst.

What do they call that hat Jewish guys always wear? A Yankees cap.

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.