I love Pittsburgh. Most of my family still lives there and I try to get back a couple of times a year.

My first time on stage was the class "graduation" at the Comedy Store. It was awesome. Everything got huge laughs and I just thought I knew how to do comedy.

I actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played the part of "Accounting Clerk" on Deadwood. Actually, I was the accounting clerk for production of "Deadwood."

Everyone gets laid off and everyone in Hollywood gets unemployment for six months while they're looking for a new job. So I would just do stand-up for six months and think I was really making it, and when my unemployment ran out, I had to get another job immediately.

I'm actually a really nice guy, once you get to blow me.

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

I was always fascinated by forbidden things people didn't want to talk about, like death.