I love Pittsburgh. Most of my family still lives there and I try to get back a couple of times a year.

An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.

I actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played the part of "Accounting Clerk" on Deadwood. Actually, I was the accounting clerk for production of "Deadwood."

I grew up in a poor family. I had to cut everyone's hair, because we didn't have money for entertainment.

When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.

Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.

You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands.