You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands.
Anthony JeselnikI would love to DJ the royal wedding. Just so I could play Candle in the Wind non-stop.
Anthony JeselnikMy perfect night would be going out to an awesome restaurant, then heading over to the Comedy Cellar to hang out with other comics, drinking beers and making fun of each other.
Anthony Jeselnik