I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs.

I love Pittsburgh. Most of my family still lives there and I try to get back a couple of times a year.

I never knew if I would get my own show, but I knew I loved stand-up.

I never go see live comedy shows because I just sit in the audience thinking, "Here's what I would say. Here's what I would do if I got up there." It drives me crazy.

I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night.

I'm a comedian and there are a lot of things I'm still learning. I love one liners because I love smart jokes. I also don't like complaining about society or whining about my life on stage.

I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know.