It's impossible for me to hear the words quadruple murder suicide without thinking of my grandparents.

I'm very arrogant and mean. I'm almost like a bad guy professional wrestler.

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.

A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.

I actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played the part of "Accounting Clerk" on Deadwood. Actually, I was the accounting clerk for production of "Deadwood."

Racist dermatologists think all black people have really bad skin.