It seemed fun to play a villain on stage and I wanted my jokes to be so good that I could just calmly tell them on stage.

Amy [Schumer] and I each have our cross to bear when it comes to tattoos. Amy and I are funny when we fight. It just keeps escalating until one of us starts laughing. Then it's over. I'm happy that we're friends.

I'm really proud of the album. It's something I always wanted to do but I had to wait until I was ready. Shakespeare is a culmination of eight years of stand up experience and joke writing. I recorded two shows at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York. The crowds were great and that's what really makes an album.

When I was seven, I broke my leg playing soccer. Just to feel something.

I could see myself adopting a kid someday. But, obviously, I'd prefer it to be aborted.

I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place.

I think my friend Jeff is gay. I don't know - I'm so bad with names.